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 I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was... by George Carlin at QuoteAbout.net
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten

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 Just cause you got the monkey off your back... by George Carlin at QuoteAbout.net
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first

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 If we could just find out who
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little

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I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect

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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death

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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it

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 I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman,... by George Carlin at QuoteAbout.net
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam

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 I think people should be allowed to do anything... by George Carlin at QuoteAbout.net
I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories

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