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 I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was... by George Carlin at QuoteAbout.net
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- George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author and social critic. Carlin was noted for his...
- radio host. Carlin was born in Dayton, Ohio, the only child of comedian George Carlin and his first wife, Brenda Hosbrook. She began her career in entertainment...
- Simon and the show's namesake, comedian George Carlin.[citation needed] The series centers on George O'Grady (George Carlin), a taxi cab driver living in...
- The seven dirty words are seven English-language words that American comedian George Carlin first listed in 1972 in his monologue "Seven Words You Can...
- Carlin on Campus is the 10th album and fourth HBO special by American comedian George Carlin recorded April 18–19, 1984. The show features mostly new material...
- George Carlin on Comedy is a recorded interview of American comedian George Carlin, conducted by Larry Wilde. The interview was released as a CD on March...
- George Carlin: Again! (sometimes listed as On Location: George Carlin at Phoenix) is American comedian George Carlin's second HBO stand-up television special...
- presented comedians uncensored for the first time, beginning with Robert Klein in 1975, and was instrumental in reaching larger audiences. George Carlin was...
- politician David Carlin (born 1938), politician and sociologist Dermot Carlin, football player George Carlin (1937–2008), comedian, social critic, satirist...
- comedian of the 20th century, and also starred in numerous comedy films over a five-decade span. Other noted stand-up comedians include George Carlin...

List of quotations by George Carlin

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten

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 Just cause you got the monkey off your back... by George Carlin at QuoteAbout.net
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first

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 If we could just find out who
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little

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I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect

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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death

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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it

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 I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman,... by George Carlin at QuoteAbout.net
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam

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 I think people should be allowed to do anything... by George Carlin at QuoteAbout.net
I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories

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