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- Barry may refer to: David Barry (physician) (1780–1835), Irish physician and physiologist Dave Barry (born 1947), American author and columnist Dave Barry" timestamp="2016-08-20T13:50:50Z" />

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl

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 The problem with winter sports is that - follow me... by Dave Barry at QuoteAbout.net
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins

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 The one thing that unites all human beings,... by Dave Barry at QuoteAbout.net
The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television

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The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice

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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates

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The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat

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 The Internet is the most important single... by Dave Barry at QuoteAbout.net
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer

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 People who want to share their religious views... by Dave Barry at QuoteAbout.net
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice

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